Who could have predicted it?
December 24: Santa
It’s the man himself, Santa Claus, showing up on Christmas Eve with his bag of goodies.
The biggest gift of all this year, though, is that I am sick, and have no interest in coming up with quips right now. I’d like to stipulate that Santa deserves better than the following, and ask that you please allow me to phone this one in so that I may complete it and move on.
Rating
Fun ★★★★★
It’s Santa. He’s great.
Ease of Build ★★★★★
Santa was not difficult to assemble, and he has an easy time holding onto his bag of toys.
Comprehensibility ★★★★★
It’s Santa. I totally know this guy’s deal. Last time, he came with a carrot, so this makes a ton more sense.
Extra Parts ★★★★★
He came with a beard, so everyone can play Santa. Do I think this is really a 5-star extra part? Tonight, on this much pseudoephedrine? Yes, yes I do.
Overall ★★★★★
Thanks to anyone who stuck around for the ride this year. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to y’all.
